Monday morning we found another dead fish in our aquarium. I strongly suspect that our fish are infected with monkey pox. I sent the fish's body off to the lab to be analyzed and tested for the disease. Ok, actually I just flushed it. The other three seem to be doing fine, but then again, I have no idea what I'm talking about. We've been trying to care for this aquarium by the book, so I don't know why fish keep dying. Maybe they were sad because when I poured Sprite into their tank I didn't give enough for everyone. Just kidding. I gave them two cans, that's enough to go around.