It's a long, long rope they use to hang you soon I hope And I wonder why this hasn't happened Why why why And I think about the dirt that I'll be wearing for a shirt And I hope that I get old before I die I Hope That I Get Old Before I Die more »

He wants a shoehorn, the kind with teeth People should get beat up for stating their beliefs Shoehorn With Teeth more »

I like people, they're the ones who can't stand They're the ones who can't stand I see smoke signals coming from them They say "We are out of furniture" Stand On Your Own Head more »

Cordless Jump Rope - If you like everything about jumping rope except for the rope, then this invention is for you. Hold the two handles and pretend that they're connected by a rope. Swing the imaginary rope around your body and jump over it. Or just… more »

One of the many tricks that our blogging software, b2evolution, can do is to keep track of how people arrive at the site. It tells me who's linking to me and how many visitors they send my way. And when someone finds this site through a search engine,… more »

The highlight video for last night's game is up on AdrianJournal.com. Get it while it's fresh. Edit: I was having some problems exporting from iMovie. The filesizes were too big, it was badly interlaced, and encoding it was taking forever. I… more »

I created a wishlist at BoardGameGeek.com showing some games that I think would be fun. I don't necessarily want to own these games, I just want to play them. So, if you're thinking about buying some German board games for yourself, consider these to… more »

This is the highlight reel I made of Friday night's high school football game. I was mostly just playing around with my new video camera. I made the music in Garage Band. High quality quicktime file. more »

Kaleidoscope Painter - For those of you who have run out of interesting ways to waste time. more »

This is one of the more interesting optical illusions I've seen recently. more »