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Top 5 misheard song lyrics
As promised, here is a list of misheard lyrics. I tried to pick the most recent revelations because my mother has already pointed out some of my earlier transgressions. (See MeMe's comment)
1. Toad the Wet Sprocket Walk on the Ocean
Real lyrics: "Walk on the ocean/Step on the stones/Flesh becomes water/Wood becomes bone"
What I thought: "Walk on the ocean/step on the shore/touch the ghost water/what becomes more?"
Revelation hit: Two weeks ago when Danny's brother sang the song at a concert.
2. Jimmy Buffet Margaritaville
Real lyrics: "Wasting away again in Margaritaville/searching for my lost shaker of salt"
What I thought: "Wasting away again in Margaritaville/searching for my lost ticker and saw"
Revelation hit: In college, when my sorority had its annual "Margaritaville" dance and we all sang the song together. (Salt, salt…)
3. John Mellencamp Authority Song
Real: "I fight authority, authority always wins"
What I thought: "I finally thought and thought I always will"
Revelation hit: While I was working with a Physical Plant painter and another student painter at Truman, I heard them sing the real lyrics and thought, "Wow, I'm so glad I wasn't singing aloud."
4. Smashing Pumpkins Bullet With Butterfly Wings
Real: "Even though I know/I suppose I'll show/All my cool and cold-like old job"
What I thought: "Even though I know/I suppose I'm sure/I'm all cool and cold/Like a drug"
Revelation hit: Just now, when I was looking up the lyrics because I knew I never had them right.
5. Pearl Jam Yellow Ledbetter
Real: "I said, 'I don't know whether I'm the boxer or the bag'
What I thought: "I said, 'I don't know where there's a box -oh- in the back'
Revelation: Come on, like anyone knows the lyrics to this song. I love Pearl Jam, but Eddie mumbles a bit more than usual on this one.
As with the last self-deprecating post, the floor is open…Please don't let me down.
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ya know the song “i’ve always loved you” by third day?…i always thought that it was a guy singing to god…or a chick…but jsut recently when i was playin on the computer listening to it i got that it was him to us instead us to him…never claimed to be the brigest bulb in the box!
Jen
Isn’t it *Wasted* away in Margaritaville?
Anyway, check out kissthisguy.com and you’ll feel better about yourself.
Matt
So i checked out that link,
Yeah first group i look up, first song i find, Yahtzee, i had a misread lyric
Actual Lyric-
We bought an old house on the Danforth.
I thought-
We bought an old house I’m a Da** fool.
Old Apartment by Barenaked ladies
It makes good sense, I thoguht he was just pissed he had bought a fixer upper and now it turned out to be more work than he expected.
Oh well.
When I listen to bands (like Eddie) who mumble, I usually don’t try to figure out what they’re saying. When I think about their singing (or sing along in my head), I usually think about the vague, word-like sounds their mumbling resembles. This is particularly true of Radiohead. Most of the time, I can’t figure out what the heck Thom is saying. There is one song (I have tried in vain to recall which one) in which Thom simply moans “Sorry.” For the longest time, it sounded like “Salad” to me, even though I was sure that wasn’t right.
I thought he was saying ’salad’ too. Seriously. Until now.
What song is that? I still can’t remember, and it’s driving me crazy.
I wish I could tell you. I just remember playing it once at KTRM in my brief and uninspiring stint as a dj. Or I could be imagining things.
the salt, the salt… the gosh dern salt. shame on you, everybody should know this, buffet is the all american staple. ;)
If you want a whole bunch more, type in “Mondegreens” to Google. There’s people who actually spend serious time compiling these, and a whole story about the name that is likely either referenced or spelled out on each and every one of the sites that will come up.
Something about “Lady Mondegreen” instead of “laid him on the green".
Since I already mentioneed my “living co-ed” version of “little red corvette” and “oom-boppa-la-ba-a” of “smooth operator,” I think it should be okay for me to mention one on behalf of a friend who will remain nameless. I was in the stands with a bunch of other wives/girlfriends watching our husbands/boyfriends play softball when we were talking about songs and someone asked what the words to “that song that goes ‘hush, hush, keep it down…’” were. My friend said, and very confidently I might add, “The lyrics are ‘hush, hush, keep it down, this is scary.’” Fortunately, Rob had recently corrected my identical mistaken lyric on that song so I could reprimand her harshly for overconfidence. (BTW, it’s actually “voices carry” - the title of the song.)
-Beth
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