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Take this, telemarketers.
Last night Emma (1 year, 9 months, 17 days old) was out of bed about an hour after she was supposed to be asleep. While we were all standing in the kitchen, we had this conversation.Danny: What are you doing?Emma: I'm pooping.Danny: Do you want to poop in the potty?Emma: Nooooooo.Sara: Do you want to poop in the big potty (toilet)?Emma: Noooooo.Danny: Do you want to poop in your pants?Emma: Noooooo.Danny: Where do you want to poop?Emma: Poop in the . . . phone.
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Dave
This articles are hilarious. Being a former telemarketer….I can honestly say that I don’t like myself.bCheers to Dave Barry. He’d have my vote for president! Maybe we should send some telemarketers to Iraq. They could pester the terrorist right out of the country. LHope that’s not the phone she’s holding. Ewww.Matt
Dave
This articles are hilarious. Being a former telemarketer….I can honestly say that I don’t like myself.bCheers to Dave Barry. He’d have my vote for president! Maybe we should send some telemarketers to Iraq. They could pester the terrorist right out of the country. LHope that’s not the phone she’s holding. Ewww.MattHey! No saying ew about someone’s grand-daughter.
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