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Only in Adrian

01/07/04 | by [mail] | Categories: family/personal

I was in the post office today picking up some mail and there was an older genthleman looking through his mail at the counter. He was sporting the time-tested "crazy old coot" look, complete with ball cap, flannel shirt and 50 o'clock shadow. While looking through his mail he exclaimed, "I got some free pantyhose!" Sure enough, I looked over and he was holding up a free sample. Not knowing what else to say I came back with, "Enjoy those!" What would you have said?

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or . . .
not bad. Or I could have said, “You take one leg, I’ll take one leg, we’ll put them over our heads and rob the post office.”


dan_acc [Visitor]• 01/08/04 @ 16:10

or . . .
not bad. Or I could have said, “You take one leg, I’ll take one leg, we’ll put them over our heads and rob the post office.""Bronze isn’t your color; send them back and request nude.”


pudgethecat [Visitor]• 01/08/04 @ 17:18

or . . .
not bad. Or I could have said, “You take one leg, I’ll take one leg, we’ll put them over our heads and rob the post office.""Bronze isn’t your color; send them back and request nude.""Better cut them yellow toenails, else you might get a run in them hose.”


pudgethecat [Visitor]• 01/08/04 @ 17:20

or . . .
not bad. Or I could have said, “You take one leg, I’ll take one leg, we’ll put them over our heads and rob the post office.""Bronze isn’t your color; send them back and request nude.""Better cut them yellow toenails, else you might get a run in them hose.""Try them on. I’ll tell you how they look.”


pudgethecat [Visitor]• 01/08/04 @ 17:21

Crazy Old Coot
“And I got some lipstick! You think the post office is trying to tell us something?"-Tim


anonymous [Visitor]• 01/08/04 @ 21:20


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