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Jan
7
2004
Only in Adrian
I was in the post office today picking up some mail and there was an older genthleman looking through his mail at the counter. He was sporting the time-tested "crazy old coot" look, complete with ball cap, flannel shirt and 50 o'clock shadow. While looking through his mail he exclaimed, "I got some free pantyhose!" Sure enough, I looked over and he was holding up a free sample. Not knowing what else to say I came back with, "Enjoy those!" What would you have said?
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Pantyhose responseHow about,"Now what would a crazy old coot need with those?"-Tim
anonymous [Visitor]• 01/08/04 @ 15:58
or . . .not bad. Or I could have said, "You take one leg, I'll take one leg, we'll put them over our heads and rob the post office."
dan_acc [Visitor]• 01/08/04 @ 16:10
or . . .not bad. Or I could have said, "You take one leg, I'll take one leg, we'll put them over our heads and rob the post office.""Bronze isn't your color; send them back and request nude."
pudgethecat [Visitor]• 01/08/04 @ 17:18
or . . .not bad. Or I could have said, "You take one leg, I'll take one leg, we'll put them over our heads and rob the post office.""Bronze isn't your color; send them back and request nude.""Better cut them yellow toenails, else you might get a run in them hose."
pudgethecat [Visitor]• 01/08/04 @ 17:20
or . . .not bad. Or I could have said, "You take one leg, I'll take one leg, we'll put them over our heads and rob the post office.""Bronze isn't your color; send them back and request nude.""Better cut them yellow toenails, else you might get a run in them hose.""Try them on. I'll tell you how they look."
pudgethecat [Visitor]• 01/08/04 @ 17:21
Crazy Old Coot"And I got some lipstick! You think the post office is trying to tell us something?"-Tim
anonymous [Visitor]• 01/08/04 @ 21:20
Pantyhose"Yeah, I got some of those same hose last week. I thought they hugged me too close in the buttocks, but they'd probably fit you just fine."
anonymous [Visitor]• 01/08/04 @ 21:24
Pantyhose"Yeah, I got some of those same hose last week. I thought they hugged me too close in the buttocks, but they'd probably fit you just fine."good work, all of you. I can never think of these things on the spur of the moment.
dan_acc [Visitor]• 01/09/04 @ 10:28
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