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When Sleepy Bones says he's feeling tired Lazy Head wants to rest When Lazy Head says it's "number one" Sleepy Bones says it's "best" When Lazy Head uses imagination Sleepy Bones daydreams Sleepy Bones says, "It's not what it looks like" And Lazy… more »

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Marmalade's from Scotland Rugs from Pakistan Mexico has jumping beans And cars are from Japan Clowns are from the circus Barking comes from dogs Eggs come from a chicken And log cabins come from logs Where Do They Make Balloons? more »

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But we decided long ago We'd build a time machine and go How 'bout another first kiss, kiss, kiss, yeah I want another first kiss First Kiss more »

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But even when it's out of sight, the sun shines night and day. Why Does The Sun Shine? more »

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John said to John, I think we make a left at the light There should be a big crinkle, assuming this map is right John looked over and he said, hey, no it's not It's a crumpled up wrapper from the fast food that we got They Got Lost more »

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Hats off to the new age hairstyle made of bones Hats off to the use of hats as megaphones Speak softly, drive a Sherman tank Laugh hard, it's a long way to the bank Do you sing like Olive Oyl on purpose You guys must be into the Eurythmics For… more »

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Well I ain't feelin' happy About the state of things in my life But I'm workin' to make it better With a six of Miller High Life Alienation's For The Rich more »

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So I went to the President And I asked old what's-his-name Has he ever gotten writer's block Or something like the same He just started talking Like he was on TV "If there's just two songs in ya, boy Whaddaya want from me?" Number Three more »

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Chinese people were fighting in the park We tried to help them fight, no one appreciated that Martin X was mad when they outlawed bell bottoms Ten years later they were sharing the same cell Purple Toupee more »

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I built a little empire out of some crazy garbage Called the blood of the exploited working class But they've overcome their shyness Now they're calling me Your Highness And a world screams, "Kiss me, Son of God" I destroyed a bond of friendship… more »

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