The Edison Museum, once a bustling factory Today is but a darkened, cobweb covered hive of industry The tallest, widest and most famous haunted mansion in New Jersey Lyrics:The Edison Museum more »

I could never sleep my way to the top 'Cause my alarm clock always wakes me right up And since my options had been whittled away I struck a bargain with my radio DJ I said I'd like this song to be number one He said 'I'd really really like to… more »

Youth culture killed my dog And I don't think it's fair Youth Culture Killed My Dog more »

Hats off to the new age hairstyle made of bones Hats off to the use of hats as megaphones Speak softly, drive a Sherman tank Laugh hard, it's a long way to the bank Rhythm Section Want Ad more »

Why did you grow a beard? Why did you grow a beard? I can't leave you alone for five minutes What the Christ? What the devil? Why did you grow a beard? Why did you grow a beard? Is there nowhere in the world for a no goodnik Is there… more »

I've been at my new job for about a month now, so I thought it was about time for an update. I am working for a company called Trinity Transport. They're a transportation intermediary, or a trucking brokerage. You can find out more about them at their… more »

I already know the ending it's The part that makes your face implode I don't know what makes your face implode But that's the way the movie ends Experimental Film more »

Turning to drugs to help you sleep Will only lead to sleep And sleeping is a gateway drug To being awake Wearing a Raincoat more »

Most with cones for seeds, most with needles for leaves C is for conifers, my kind of trees Larch, junipers and fir, spruce, cedars and pines C is for conifers, more than five hundred kinds C Is For Conifers more »

At once I awoke to a futuristic world There were flying cars and gigantic metal bugs I'd grown a beard; it was long and white But I knew that the girl would be coming very soon For though everything had changed, there was still that clock And it… more »