It was the loveliest party that I've ever attended
If anything was broken I'm sure it could be mended

Your Racist Friend

When I was only a zygote
I still remember the time
When there was nothing to know or to think about
Except the sound of my mind
And the sound from outside

Sensurround

In 1844, the Democrats were split
The three nominees for the presidential candidate
Were Martin Van Buren, a former president and an abolitionist
James Buchanan, a moderate
Lewis Cass, a general and expansionist
From Nashville came a dark horse riding up
He was James K. Polk, Napoleon of the Stump

James K. Polk

Jodie Foster held two pair
Bach had three of a kind
Gandhi said, "With my full house,
I will blow your mind!"

Au Contraire

I will date the girl from Venus
Flowers die and so will I
Yes, I will kiss the girl from Venus for science

For Science

It's a long, long rope they use to hang you soon I hope
And I wonder why this hasn't happened
Why why why
And I think about the dirt that I'll be wearing for a shirt
And I hope that I get old before I die

I Hope That I Get Old Before I Die

He wants a shoehorn, the kind with teeth
People should get beat up for stating their beliefs

Shoehorn With Teeth

I like people, they're the ones who can't stand
They're the ones who can't stand
I see smoke signals coming from them
They say "We are out of furniture"

Stand On Your Own Head

I hereby declare that August is They Might Be Giants month. Let the lyrics of the day commence.

I'm leaving early tomorrow for a week of training in Delaware for my new job. Have a good week, see you August 10.