He wants a shoehorn, the kind with teeth People should get beat up for stating their beliefs Shoehorn With Teeth more »

I like people, they're the ones who can't stand They're the ones who can't stand I see smoke signals coming from them They say "We are out of furniture" Stand On Your Own Head more »

I hereby declare that August is They Might Be Giants month. Let the lyrics of the day commence. more »

I'm leaving early tomorrow for a week of training in Delaware for my new job. Have a good week, see you August 10. more »