Archives for: "August 2006"
Aug
12
2006
TMBGLOTD
Once a year, my friend puts on a red suit
And hangs around with me and my wife
Now I can't help but feeling jealous
Each time she climbs on his knee
And she stands beneath the mistletoe, screaming
For him to stand beneath the mistletoe, screaming… more »
Aug
11
2006
TMBGLOTD
Don't call me at work again
No, no, the boss still hates me
I'm just tired and I don't love you anymore
And there's a restaurant we should check out
Where the other nightmare people like to go
I mean nice people -- baby wait, I didn't mean to say… more »
Aug
10
2006
TMBGLOTD
When I walk down the street, most guys look like elves
I don't mean to put them down but they do
It's hard to understand me from the language I use
There's no word in English for my style
What's a man like me supposed to do
With all this extra… more »
Aug
9
2006
TMBGLOTD
See the constellation ride across the sky
No cigar, no lady on his arm
Just a guy made of dots and lines
See The Constellation more »
Aug
8
2006
TMBGLOTD
It was the loveliest party that I've ever attended
If anything was broken I'm sure it could be mended
Your Racist Friend more »
Aug
7
2006
TMBGLOTD
When I was only a zygote
I still remember the time
When there was nothing to know or to think about
Except the sound of my mind
And the sound from outside
Sensurround more »
Aug
6
2006
TMBGLOTD
In 1844, the Democrats were split
The three nominees for the presidential candidate
Were Martin Van Buren, a former president and an abolitionist
James Buchanan, a moderate
Lewis Cass, a general and expansionist
From Nashville came a dark… more »
Aug
5
2006
TMBGLOTD
Jodie Foster held two pair
Bach had three of a kind
Gandhi said, "With my full house,
I will blow your mind!"
Au Contraire more »
Aug
4
2006
TMBGLOTD
I will date the girl from Venus
Flowers die and so will I
Yes, I will kiss the girl from Venus for science
For Science more »
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